December 1994, Folio Copy

December 1994, Folio copy

Sunday, December 4, 1994, Back of the Book Now that everything is getting corpo-festive for the fill-in-the-blank holidays Ennui The Hedgehog interviews the ever slippery Mr. Bilious T. Slugbladder about his sucking up to the recently victorious RepubliNazi Party by marketing a new toy for the kiddies; called the Pro-Life Bus it only has wheels on the right side, and features banners for the bus with slogans such as "Kill the Poor," "Kill The Women's Clinic Doctors," "Death Penalty Now," and the ever popular "Smoking Is Good For Your Lungs." The bus requires a special attachment if you want it to turn left, and to get that you have to supply the company with your name, address and hours when you'll be sound asleep. Your host will report on his still ongoing Spring Offensive to get a girlfriend. Free Form Live Radio by R. Paul Martin.

Sunday, December 18, 1994, Back of the Book The only good thing we can say is that soon the damned holidays will be over and we can be depressed without feeling guilty about it. In a medical segment Itchy T. Echidna speaks to Dr. Callipygious Catamite about the case of a boy who is congenitally unable to distinguish between ass kissing and ass kicking, which of course makes him totally unable to function in modern society. Hector and Anvil cover the annual food fight in the WBAI canteen which this year is the target of U.N. sanctions for violating the Geneva Convention's ban on germ warfare. Pope Weaselpenis XVI pontifidefecates about the whole world going to hell real soon now, as proof he shows that demonic forces have turned the Speaker of the House of Representatives into a Newt! Bah! Humbug! Free Form Live Radio by R. Paul Martin.

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